The Piranha was first published in 1682 as “the most fyne publication purtaining to matters literary, philosophie, alchemae, horascopes and erroticke tales”. The remit of the publication has expanded somewhat, but the ethos remains largely the same to this day.The Piranha is the official satirical newspaper on campus. If you’re interested in contributing funny articles to the Piranha, get in touch with us at email@example.com.
Unless you're shit. Then don't.